hick (kosher remix)

today's reason I fucking love the open source community: Ageless Linux, a brand new Debian-based operating system specifically designed to break the law by giving children access to computers that explicitly refuse to track their age.

reblog this post to help a child break the law

oh goddamn this whole page goes so hard actually, please go read it. what an impressive, visceral takedown of this dumb law

i want to read about every disease and aspect of the human body

i want to have sex with every disease

i want u to tell me about every way a body can die while we have sex

i want to experience every death and rebirth possible

i want to know the side effects

i want to have sex with all of my internal organs

i want to do surgery on all my organs

i want to know every disease my internal organs are subjected to

i want my diseases to have sex with my internal organs

i want to feel every cell of your body touch every cell of mine

i want to live every chemical anomaly on the scale of our bodies

i want to feel my guts react to every single chemical that enters me on a subatomic level

i want to eat my diseases and my organs

i want to eat the side effects having sex with the symptoms

youre in the circus while my money is reaching Amazing Digits

no i don’t play first person shooter games. it’s not the same as actual shooting. you can’t smell the sweat of the other men…….

aw what the hell change my leitmotif to a minor key im not driving

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

they should add green to the transgender pride flag to represent hustlers+money