Oh, Gay?

calling dolly parton a country singer is like calling jesus christ a carpenter. it is technically true but theres a lot more you could say

mama bear, through gritted teeth: i said “let’s cross the road efficiently with mama”

"You know what's harder than Getting Better? Living Like That" is just the thesis for my whole shit going on right now honestly. You know what's harder than doing my physical therapy? Hurting All The Time. You know what's harder than addressing my gender dysphoria? Hurting All The Time

I'm Doing The Hard Thing and it's *easier* than how I was living before. If you make yourself feel better you will have more energy to spend on Getting Better. Nice inch nails - the upward spiral. Crawl out of your grave Thursday

"this thing is rare and only affects 1% of the population" dude that's 80 million people can you shut up

"this thing is so rare, if you put everyone it affects on an island it would be the 20th most populated country in the world, more than the UK, more than South Korea, and more than Canada AND Australia AND Tunisia all put together. we can literally forget about it that's not many people"

oh you didn't know? your parents didn't tell you? yeah there's actually a Migraine God. there's a disorganized cult of devotees who dedicate their infants to him. Yeah haha your parents must have been involved when you were born. The reason you get migraines now is because you were promised to his Dominion and you haven't even acknowledged him once all this time. So he's really mad at you. It's crazy how common this is. Yeah, I hear ya; it's not fair that he allows parents to supersede their infants' autonomy but you can't exactly imagine that the God of Migraines is a really chill guy, right? Huh? Oh yeah you can start committing acts of devotion to him now; he'll forgive you. But heads up, migraines is all he can do. Yeah, he gives you them to acknowledge your devotion also. Pretty much either way it's migraines. A way out? Yeah, you can have a baby and offer it in your place, but I've always thought that'd be a pretty messed up thing to do. Plus, he doesn't like, take your baby. He just gives it migraines. So now you have to raise a baby. And with migraines. Through the teething phase and everything. Yeah, it's really messed up. I heard a few people are gonna maybe get together and kill their parents and see if that does anything. Anyway I gotta run, I have ground beef thawing at home. Yeah, sloppy joe night. Every Sunday haha. It's the little things : ) Anyway best of luck

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