Your Friendly Neighborhood Queer

@max-thealien

reverse fake dating: very in love couple has to pretend theyre not actually together

you make it sound so fun but that’s literally the worst thing about being gay

Oh my God this is so fucking wholesome

“I saw the sunrise for the first time in years” moves me way more than it has any right to

Is anyone else in a weird state of mind right now ? Like everything is fine but everything’s not fine

– me, incorrectly, every single fucking time

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

this post is transcendent

This show holds up. Ironically Sabrina is the least interesting part of the show for me now.

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

Incredibles 2 did not have to go this hard but it did