JamonChan2.0

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell

What a time to be alive.

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!

I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

its really a firm reminder that creators are also people with lives. they jerk off just like us

don’t make other people’s decisions for them. apply for the job you don’t think you’ll get. let them decide if you have the skills they’re looking for. tell that person you like them even though you think they’re out of your league. let them decide if they like you. stop trying to predict and control everything. bring what you have to the table. let the rest go.

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

@the-nephelococcygian

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writing things is always a careful razor’s edge balancing act between “okay think about this so you can convey it properly” and “Don’t Fucking Think About Any Of It”