inexplicable lunch-fiend

deadbeat parentified child

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

The blue button is officially a creature!

New Pokemon character idea: old women NPC on a bench feeding Pidgey. Upon trying to talk to her you are instantly thrown into a battle where she has a team comprised entirely of level 100 early-route birds all holding leftovers

I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.