Something Clever

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

Babe are you OK? You reblogged "even if you get worse".

Culturally significant forbidden candy

happy pride month to spock’s micro bangs, kirk’s slutty green shirt, and bones’s vibrant blue eyes

That German shorthair pointer is sure pointing.

i havent seen the strong as fuck ice mummy in a while. i hope shes doing ok

spring thaw. weak as fuck water mummy now

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing

i’m pretty calm and understanding but if i say “please don’t touch me” and you proceed to purposefully touch me, natural instinct will kick in and the large raptor which operates this machine will bite your fucking hand off