I AM THAT IS!

All magic is goats. Fireball? Throw a fiery goat! Charm person? The victim sees you as a really cute goat! Fly? A goat just runs up to you and headbutts you into the sky! They say it’s arcane forces and dark powers but no. All goats.

These are genius

I lost it at number 10

“the worst analogies” are the ones you use to write comedy pieces with. They work like a charm if you do them right.

#you say ‘worst analogies’ i say ‘heirs of douglas adams’

I want to read entire books written by these kids.

This is so silly, I love it. Especially those clear dice in the broken egg shell 😂

(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat

Damn that's cool.

Got to admit I was reading this as ROSETI CO for awhile.

A modern day homebrew campaign where each player is competing with each other and hordes of NPCs on Black Friday to get their Christmas shopping done. 

Again this sounds like a phenomenal one shot idea.

chaotic neutral

This is relevant to today!