MatterL

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

Now is the time to educate your friends and family on jury nullification!

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

Ochrophytes stole my oyster harvest. Can't have shit in Cornwall 😤

Yeah this is my wet hay perfume. this one’s my wet forest soil one, but then this other one is just plain wet soil. This one’s rotten citrus wet soil. That’s my fresh tennis ball one. Ohh and that one is supposed to represent the horrors of war lol

hey um. sorry. this is awkward but. when I use my wicked blade to cleave the world in two... would you wanna like. be on the same half as me?

tumblr kinda lives in a weird paradox where lemon demon is cringe drivel but neil cicierega is cool and respected

laios is perhaps the only character not to get the "they mentioned their favorite food once and the fandom makes it their whole personality" treatment. his favorite food is cheesecake and absolutely nobody cares

UNMUTE!!

POV u are delicious