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"Caramel listening to her ipawd", 2007

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thehmn

Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.

crabs-and-bedbugs

It was a global problem

t4tstarvingdog

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

heavenlyflowergrocery

#they put snoopy in the lighthouse

ericidle

Our age of strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is collapsing

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exeggcute

one of my favorite this american life segments of late is about the people who played orchestra pit for phantom of the opera on broadway and how, like, a sizeable majority of them had literally been playing the show since it opened in 1988 (on broadway. I know it opened in 86 on the west end, you random pedants, but I am specifically talking about broadway musicians) because their contracts stipulated that they'd have jobs throughout the show's entire run... but nobody anticipated that phantom would become the longest-running broadway show of all time.

and none of these people wanted to walk away from a guaranteed job, so very few of them ever quit. they just kept doing the same show eight nights a week... for twenty or thirty years... and by the time it finally closed last year most of these musicians (who had been working together for DECADES) hated each other and really really fucking loathed phantom. I can't stop thinking about it. it's indescribably hellish to imagine but also the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

exeggcute

can you imagine.

bisexualshakespeare

[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]

cleverlittlefox

ungezieferwerden

we need swimmable cities

gouged-doll

penworthy

daggerdoggy

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

daggerdoggy

do not forget this

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artdetails

Mark Rothko, Earth Green (detail), 1955

withdreamsofhereafter

Snow Gums photographed in Tasmania by Geoff Murray

that-one-idiot-11

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

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emesissy

the princess needs to lay on the floor for two hours. the princess needs to writhe

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2manypdfs

happy There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury day

maelwife

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

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