The Bass

oh NO

*Snapchats

that really went over your head huh

This is white culture

bruh this happened in Mexico

childhood in a photoset.

Damnnn, summon skull, used to be my favorite card

dragon-noises

The fact that there’s no context is a shame, because it’s really good.

eggs

this is my best post

That’s a weird looking piece of watermelon

awwwwww♥

This is the cutest shit ever everything else can go home

heye every one.

i have on important announcemen t to make.

About time we culturally looped back to ‘don’t be a BITCH babes’ I love this friends mom

why the fuck is no one naming their children after greek goddesses? Name your fucking child Persephone?????? Bitch???????!?

If that makes you happy, my name is Demeter

In my experience, people named after Greek goddesses are some of the most ethereal, chaotic forces I have ever encountered. Our Art Department’s nude model, for example, is a woman named Hera. She’s stunningly beautiful, rides a motorcycle as apparently her only vehicle, grows all her own food, and keeps bees, turtles, and a dog named Argus, who she walks around town with a peacock feather attached to his leash. I am thoroughly convinced she is not of this realm.

I’m pretty sure you just met Hera.