The Grasshoppers Ate Joliet

Contemporary literature has no counterculture because no one has a friend group of 8-10 like minded people who are all fucking each other anymore… everyone’s got their little tiny close knit group of people with a couple awkward acquaintances maybe and then it’s like always like jakey #s 1,23, Situationship this hinge date that on the side and then now everyone has a bedtime of 11pm at age 26 too… 26?????? and don’t even bring bushwick into the conversation because those sewer rats can’t read or write. Standing on it

Oh boy, a complex character who's a woman! I love messy characters who hurt everyone around them and continue the cycles that hurt them!! Can't wait to share this joy with fellow fans– why's everyone calling her a bitch

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

Happy horse on mars day

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

interview with the masquerade

vampire: the vampire

Mitch McConnell has been sent to a nice farm out in the country where there's lots of open space to run around and lots of other senators for him to play with

can we send him to the glue factory instead

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

it's not frequent enough to be considered a meme or a trend, but I like how every so often this site gets a new "woke mafia boss" variation.

lowers you into my tank of piranhas but there are only like 6 of them and they’re fed regularly so nothing happens

pulls you out and yells at you for struggling too hard and scaring my fish. they’re sensitive.

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer