Amazon: If you’re not a prime member, we’ll ship your order whenever we feel like it.

I have accomplished nothing this week. I had a weekend off from work and started off by staring at job postings for about an hour, saw how crappy the pay rates were then proceeded to just play Baldur’s Gate 3 for the rest of the weekend.

Downloaded hinge, now I feel like I’m playing a dating simulator.

I love it when an interviewer says that it will take a month to decide on hiring you then five hours later you get an email saying they’re not interested in you, but the job is still listed on the website.

Asks to not be scheduled for two days at work. Gets excommunicated from work for the whole week.

Mentally, I’m still asleep snuggling with my cats.

I love how customers complain that employees don’t know everything about the products they have in store. We are not all-knowing gods. We can’t help you, if you don’t even know what you’re looking for. How the hell are we supposed to know? We can’t read your mind.

Can you buy happiness in bulk? Asking for a friend.

Some lady took her earring off to see if the sharp pin part would go through Sherpa fabric. It went through. I don’t know about you but that’s on the same level as trying on swimsuit bottoms and not leaving your undergarments on.

Had a dream I was excommunicated from the church because I drew pentagrams on the church floor with a glue stick.