making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

scientists have yet to discover how to start.

I love playing planet zoo with my little creatures and giving them Habitat and Enrichment and seeing their happy behaviours. it is my favourite thing about pet-owning. I will give my isopods a million apple slices and my old ass cats a million shelves to roll around on, and this will continue forever

what the fuck am i going to do about me

i had to google "our age of bronze is collapsing" bc i thought you guys were shitting me. unfuckingbelievable.