happiness is a warm mug

My love for Bucky’s knifework is epic

I thought a new palette had dropped

do you love the color of the moon

This would be a cute novel pallet

This is super real.

Completely accurate.

@pre-successful America exposed. 

It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”

If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die

ACCURATE

If they say they’re peachy it means they’re tired of existence

If they say “Living the dream,” it means “please kill me, I hate my job so, so much.”

also “that’s a great question” means “I have no freaking idea”

if asked “how are things going?” and they reply “its going” it means theyre in the middle of a mental breakdown

this is all accurate and i hate it

My Best Friend reblogged this.

……. I’m afraid to go to America now

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as a friend pointed out, this headline makes it sound like supply will be dwindling. supply is fine. people will be *priced out*.

An excellent demonstration of how it’s cowardly “journalism” to use the passive voice in headline writing. “Companies will raise the price of insulin too high for an estimated 40 million people by 2030” is the news. It’s not something that’s JUST GONNA HAPPEN.

Friendly reminder that the people who created insulin wanted it to be made as widely available as possible. They sold the patent for 1 canadian dollar to UofT to make the drug as cheap as possible. There is absolutely no reason other than unregulated price-gauging for insulin to be this expensive.