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america got superheroes and japan got magical girls. i think america is the clear loser here

if i got rescued by a superhero id be like "theres a 50% chance u are a secret billionaire, go kill off bezos if u really wanna help me". if a magical girl rescued me id be like "thank u girl, good luck on ur math test!"

i don’t even like blorbo i like what blorbo could have been if blorbo had had competent writers

I like the secret, good, blorbo that lives in my head

The older this gets the funnier it is

Saw an amazing picture on Twitter I can’t find that was like doc ock with the words “infinity stones? Gods? Tony stark? Peter I’m here to throw cars at you”

thank you i love this

Loving the concept of superheroes hanging out to do regular ass things

Marvel comics peaked with that panel of Daredevil and Spider-Man mentioning that they went antiquing the whole day so they couldn’t have possibly committed a crime

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane

you’re too late spiderman I’ve already sucked all the dicks in new york

The essential dichotomy of Spider-Man – and the thing that makes him relatable – is that he’s freakishly competent at literally everything that’s related to superheroing, and extremely bad at literally everything that isn’t.

It’s so hilarious that Endgame was supposedly the greatest event in cinematic history and less than a year later nobody talks about it ever and if it’s brought up again the collective response is just “oh right”