the wisest man who ever lived

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

we dont chaos kill that many people.

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

australian mutuals what are they saying

josh wants to steal it and use it to deal speed

josh is making wise business moves and i respect him

what does “Atlanta Drunk” mean to you

One time when i was in atanta i saw a ufo but i wasnt drunk or anythng i promise u this

atanta lol

I once ate meat from a pig that was only fed wine corks during its life. I became nauseated and tired and fell asleep in my leather armchair. I dreamt of cool breezes over vineyards on the Mediterranean Sea, until I woke up in a cold sweat and a longing for Italy. It’s not right to feed a pig too much of something, it gives them a connection which is best left alone.