the b in ball python stands for baby

I’m gonna (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) lose myself tonight

people with funky colored hair in my phone: how do i keep all my earthly possessions from becoming fucking blue. please and thank you

left handedness is basically homosexuality if you think about it

harmless variation in behavior that has been stigmatized/demonized, especially by religious people, throughout history in many different cultures. it’s innate but people have historically been forced to hide or “fix” it. gives an advantage at certain things (baseball [lefties + gay women]/interior design [gay men])

@martyrofcaine @redfagdiver @eowyn-igneelcheshire i saw a dragon again

Stop Humidity the air is trying to touch me Inappropriately

Nature is healing

Quoth the walrus, "Are you sure?"

The fact that the narrator is a rabbit living in a house totally recontextualises the chill around the fairy

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically