My head's in Heaven, my soles are in Hell

not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

i hope ronnie radke is in a constant state of fear knowing the drug in me is you is one of the most transgender songs of all time

they gently take the stuffed pierrot bear from the patient and stab it slowly with the dagger. when the patient expresses gross shock and horror, the doctor, now outfitted in their new regalia, nods as if to say “yes! yes! it’s inevitable, for him and for you!” the patient is nonetheless shocked when the dagger— by extension his friend, the doctor— turns on him.

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

Smoking on that we'd

I never get tired of this video. The comedic density is off the fucking charts.

WHAT?!

I study graphic design and my tutor recommended and used this in his classes at art college last year, it’s so good it has SO many features for free, I really recommend it, even if you’re just trying to learn the basics of PS, such a wonderful thing <3

I use this and it’s fucken great. No bullshit. Really works. Sometimes the world is kind.

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

@ august please be a little gentle with me I’m so tired

summer thunderstorms are one of the most romantic things in the world, actually