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identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever

this sucks so bad I'm gonna [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] declare war against the british empire

all roads lead back to giovanni and that damn room

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receive response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

canon mlm rep be like "i like a boy..but im!?!? also a boy!? >-<??" meanwhile queerbaiting "if you die i'm alone".

love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”

I have been nothing but elusive and difficult to you and this is how you treat me

annoying when shows set in the medieval period have the women with thier hair just long and unstyled and out . girl go put on your wimple girl 🤦‍♀️

Very stupid that I can't take the muscles out of my neck & upper back & beat them with a meat tenderizer. I think that would fix me

They weren’t lying when they said that as an adult you have to fight for your life to practice your hobbies

They also weren’t lying when they said that when you fail to do so your soul shrivels up inside your body and dies

reopening old wounds all by yourself, handsome?

not buying the product isn't enough I need the company to know their advertising made me want to kill them with a golf club.

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