Hello There

i hate when things aren’t my business #whatisgoingon #dontleavemehanging #tellmesomethingplease

[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

"i think therefore i am" yeah well i jerk therefore i cum #bitch

this email could have been a clit sucking

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

my understanding of the petplay dog clicker thing is that people seem to be utilizing classical conditioning to make their girlfriends associate having sex with having sex

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things