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@nobelinstupidity
embarrassment is the cost of entry.
if you aren't willing to look like a foolish beginner, you'll never become a graceful master.
getting rocks thrown at you until you die is just part of the process. you can walk it off
Extremely funny reblog to be written by the person who blocked everybody who interacted with a negative review of their dreadful fantasy novel
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Water tribe siblings !!!
Posting this gif twice because I finally figured out how to make GIFs properly and it makes me laugh
Back when I was a redditor (😔) I realized a strange phenomenon. No one cares about your original posts, but if you make the post on another site and screenshot it, people assume it’s a tweet from someone who is known/is funny/etc and the post would do way better
For years, sci-fi has asked, what if aliens were wetter than us. Project Hail Mary posits a new, daring question. What if we are the wet aliens
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sorry not sorry tbh
getting followed by porn bots is weird and that’s coming from a guy with multiple 🥵 concubines
this is really resonating with the subjects
step aside you old cut-sleeve, i shall court these maidens!
I’m an emperor actually @chasingtheskyline
the marquis of homo WISHES he had a fraction of my imperial glory!
right so i’m one of the most well regarded emperors in the history of china and you’re the guy who had to put “shut up about the mercury” in his bio
I AM NOT OWNED! I AM NOT OWNED!!!
I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN EARN THE LOVE OF MY CITIZENS!
I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ADEQUATELY PREPARE MY SUCCESSOR!
I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ESTABLISH A STABLE DYNASTY!
@whimsica i also have a bandcamp
carl and grace doodles
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I need grace explaining a gag reflex to Rocky asap.
Grace, nauseous af and desperate: imma make myself throw up
Rocky: what do you mean question?
Grace, fingers already in his throat: no time to explain
Rocky, in absolute horror: DISGUST DISGUST DISGUST. WHY HUMANS HAVE THROW UP BUTTON QUESTION?
Rocky ten mins later: so you have a throw-up button and a kick-knee button and a
Grace: yes yes lots of buttons yes
Rocky: and if I were to hypothetically press those buttons question
Grace: nO
“I wish I was more powerful, like you guys. Even casting fireball takes it right out of me some days.”
“Hey, none of that. You're a valued member of the team, no matter what your power level.”
“I just don't understand how you can tear open that portal to the fire dimension so easily.”
“… fire dimension?”
“Yeah. Where the fire lives. Before you summon it. For fireballs.”
“Dude. We've been creating explosions by igniting flammable gases in the air. What the fuck have you been doing?”
after a couple hours chopping dried sea urchins into tiny pieces with a razor blade you start referring to the razor blade as yourself in your thoughts. a little while afterwards you'll inevitably think something along the lines of "i'm getting a bit dull, i'm going to have to throw myself out & get myself a new self" at which point your internal monologue has pretty much returned to baseline
This happens with mobility aids too. I bump into shit with my forearm crutches and say "ow" before I realize those are not, in fact, More Legs. Then when I get up and try to walk without them for a second there's a moment of feeling like a dog walking upright
after a couple hours chopping dried sea urchins into tiny pieces with a razor blade you start referring to the razor blade as yourself in your thoughts. a little while afterwards you'll inevitably think something along the lines of "i'm getting a bit dull, i'm going to have to throw myself out & get myself a new self" at which point your internal monologue has pretty much returned to baseline
this is literally how operating excavators is and it never ever goes away you will get off and then ten minutes later walk over to a two foot thick log and try to pick it up barehanded
This happens with mobility aids too. I bump into shit with my forearm crutches and say "ow" before I realize those are not, in fact, More Legs. Then when I get up and try to walk without them for a second there's a moment of feeling like a dog walking upright
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grace you gotta lock in
it’s infuriating when the customer is wrong yes we all know this. however it’s probably 10000x worse when the customer is right, because what do you MEAN my coworker deleted 7 of your fucking accounts off of your profile when you just wanted to edit them and now I have to deal with it??? i can’t even be pissed that you’re being a bitch about it because i would be too!!! fuck!!!!
Pro tip for when you run into this:
1) take a deep, irritated breath and go "oh" in a voice of sudden, ground-down revelation. Let the customer hear you.
2) "you're right. I see what they did. That is...okay. I don't know why they did this. Let me straighten it out. I'm so sorry." <- do this in a tone that makes it clear Your Coworker Is A Moron. Now it's not you versus the customer, it's You And The Customer Versus This Dumbassery.
It won't make the rest of the job any easier, but it should defuse the customer.
Good advice, but also, when you are the customer, don't be nasty to the person who didn't screw up. It's not their fault.
And if you do go off at someone whose fault it isn't, apologize. "I'm sorry. I know it's not your fault," can go a very long way.
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my personal take on the matter
We need to start sexualizing the janitor's jumpsuit as the butch equivalent of the maid's uniform
I've sent several messages to people who reblogged this post talking about how much they love men, being like "hey did you notice that this post is about lesbians" and every single one of them has just openly admitted that no, their eyes completely slid off the word "butch" like butter off a duck. not a surprise, frankly
