Mary

What the fuck is that

Jabiru (Jabiru mycteria)

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

For the love of GOD turn the volume on

every day someone thinks of an art form no one did before

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

*pushes the button and holds it down for an excessively long time before releasing it. and then waits*

*presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the bu-

*Just barely pushes down the button for a very short amount of time*

wwx's reaction to being alive again is so funny he is like: i did not sign up for this. i will use this chance to have all the fun i couldn't have in my past life since everyone already thinks im out of my mind. i am a court jester. i am the most traumatized person alive. i am a powerful, vengeful spirit summoned to take lives no please don't call my ex you guys this is so embarassing. i've been adopted by a bunch of teenagers.

Nonbinary people are so cool I wish our rights were taken seriously haha