Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
will byers stan first human second
if i look back, i am lost
d e v o n
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blake kathryn
RMH
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pixel skylines
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
styofa doing anything
todays bird
Monterey Bay Aquarium
$LAYYYTER
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Keni
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@marshmallowisoffended
Why the FUCK did no one tell me there was a transforming computer mouse?!???
Does it actually work like a mouse too?
Yup! Fully functional!
Would you like to tell the class what your mouse pad is
Big mommy milkers
A printout of my skeletor body pillow WHAT ABOUT IT?
WHY DO YOU NEED EM PRINTED JUST HUG THE PILLOW LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
I keep them on the other side of the room as a FUCKING REMINDER
Leave fano alone, they thirsty for skele-daddy constantly
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Quetzacoatlus 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
@elodieunderglass
Too tiny to even leave footprints
Obsessed with the old lady in the store I overheard say, "Well, you know me. I can't resist a gnome"
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wheres seasons greasons
its that time of year again
It doesn’t have to be
its not optional
My brain is installing updates, please do not unplug the charger
*me, sucking on the end of a usb cord* i liketh the tingles
i know this was a terrible post but i feel like i didn’t deserve having to look at this image:
by @enterstereotypehere
a dragon finds a clutch of goose eggs and attempts to hatch them
“Brave heroes, please help us for our town is being terrorised. A great evil has fallen upon us, descending from the yonder dragon’s cave in the mountain” “So you’re being attacked by a dragon? Pardon me but I see no sign of fire damage” “Well, you see, it’s not the dragon that’s the problem…”
your TAGS
#the dragon and the town are actually relatively amicable #the dragon eats a few sheep a month #and the last warlord who tried to put the place to the sword got roasted alive because excuse me those are my sheep farmers #however the Dragon’s Children are another matter #in this the dragon is not an intelligent creature per se but it can understand that the people maintain the delicious wooly things #and should not be killed #it’s a sort of symbiotic association #its goose children terrorising the village though is Not Its Business
hc: the geese decide they’re ready for their own dragon goose hoard, and have been laying claim to shiny things around town. Sometimes it’s coins, sometimes it’s keys.. sometimes it’s a really neat looking spoon. This was just a nuisance at first, but inconveniences pile up.
The dragon finds this incredibly endearing and tries to help out her adorable bird-children, without interfering with their new found independence. The townsfolk pool resources and hire a knight,,, to retrieve their keys and spoons,, from the dragon’s lair.
(comment by Hummerous on r/tumblr)
recently learned about a horticultural technique called Espalier, it’s the funniest goddamn thing i’ve ever seen.
Espalier allows trees to be trained into 2-dimensions, by tying the branches to a flat surface as the tree grows. They literally flatten the tree. They make the tree flat. Flat tree!!!
Look at this. This is objectively hilarious:
And people get fancy about it. Look at this nonsense:
(the first one’s called a Belgian Fence, and can be used as an actual fence)
Espalier is actually a very useful technique for
increasing fruit yield
gardening is small spaces
maximizing or minimizing sunlight (since the branches all face the same direction) and therefore extending the growing season
Like. this is a legitimately practical gardening method. but it looks like they squished a tree between the pages of a book. just squashed it flat like a sad little dried flower! i could use these trees as a bookmark!!!
But yes, it is also a healthy and clever way to grow lots of fruit in small spaces, in climates they might not otherwise be suited for. I’m still going to make fun of it, but it honestly looks delightful and delicious.
Espalier!
Be careful though, because whilst it looks amazing in summer, during winter into early spring it can be downright freaking terrifying.
I once lived near a place where it looked like this…
So when the Monarch of the Dryads, with the screaming heads of those who tried to steal their throne still adorning them like armour, tries to shred your soul, don’t say you weren’t warned.
Holy shit that description
if someone irl says they use twitter its like ok youre probably normal but if someone online says they use twitter then it’s like oh youre insane. it’s the opposite for tumblr if you meet tumblr users in real life they’re always people to attack on sight but tumblr users you meet in online spaces are pretty alright
in addition to this reddit users are unacceptable no matter where u meet them
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This
gotta be the equivalent to this
Same energy
Screaminggggg
Thorsty
S C L O R M P
…you have too much time on your …HANDS.
what compelled you to do this
Humans have been compelled to do this for thousands of years
Flower crown fox
@zankoblack pretty fox~
At least show us the bison!
The best update.
wholesome and true - do not mess with the wildlife
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Fennec foxes
[Sigh] How many times do I have to tell them?
“Close the garage door when you finish panting it!”
[sigh]
“What the-”
“Didn’t I just finishing closing that?
[ANGUISH]
