ILOVEYOU Aint That The Worst Thing You Ever Heard?

Actually he took out a gun with which he shot himself

why did the italian restaurant give him a gun instead of a meatball marinara......

They didn’t the meme is fake to trick people. he didn’t get a sandwich he shot himself in the news because he got accused that he was doing embezzlement and was in trouble so he just took out a gun from the bag and killed himself but not from an Italian restaurant he just brought it from home

i feel like he would’ve had a better time with a meatball sub to be perfectly honest

Do you guys think [redacted] is gay? *remembers it’s bad to speculate abt people’s sexualities* I know for certain [redacted] is gay

the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.

Making aus as a fan who fixates on one (1) character is so hard because I do truly want my blorbo to be the prettiest girl at the party. All the other characters need meaningful moments and important motivations and backstory and internal thoughts. But here's my special guy. Everyone look at him the most. Clap or ill blow this whole building up

I love using the word “freak” but like. not as a derogatory. it’s a compliment. he’s such a lil freak i love him. she’s such a fucking freak she’s just like me. they’re just a freak and they’re fucking awesome

[hiding my old man bite from the rest of the group] o-of course I'm fine! let's just keep going. the survivor's camp is right ahead and [spots someone I know] heh. I guess they let ANYONE in here!

travelled to a different dimension to see if we're really friends in every universe but i ended up in a timeline where george harrison is serving life without parole for killing john and paul in 1969 so i got distracted by that and i forgot to check. sorry