like jam, y'know? a compote if you will

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

little jester hat in a

tone that doth please me

[Non-video format] They like each other but they’re afraid

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More like Tim is afraid of their friendship changing and unsure if he wants to explore his sexual identity while Kon doesn’t want anything to make them drift apart, afraid of losing Tim

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Lieutenant Price: *ranting over a past mission he was pulled from, hair a mess with the start of a beard, eyes bloodshot from not sleeping for three days*

Lieutenant Price: -why pull us then? We were THERE- What is command hiding? Huh?? Why pull us??? Gunfire? Suspicious activity? Several heavily armed men spotted in the area!? THERE WAS CAUSE FOR INVESTIGATION-

*camera shifts before panning over to a young Nik*

Young!Nik: *staring at Lieutenant Price with concern, dark circles under his eyes as he disassociates*

Young!Laswell, from behind the camera: Is the dick worth it?

Young!Nik: *looks to the camera with a tired look before he nods solemnly, Lieutenant Price still ranting in the background*

// GHOSTSOAP x sailor song! (🔊 ON ) // suggestive imagery ⚠⚠⚠ individual panels:

Tony: What's the magic word kid.

Peter: Dad?

Tony, pulling out $100 from his wallet: It was supposed to be please but...that works too.

Midnighter