sous mes couches de mascaras je t'avais remarqué

Honestly, the government shutting down on the anniversary of the inauguration feels a little heavy handed.

#not to mention the mustache twirling and hackneyed russian subterfuge subplot #this whole season has been wack

#how many parrots does one natural history museum need?????

gina rodriguez and john mulaney went to the same high school and overlapped two years wow

so are you inplying that she may have also attended jake mcnamara’s house party

OH MY GOD

@i-dont-believe-in-saints this seems relevant to your interests

Now THIS is the sort of photography tutorial I’ve been waiting for!

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

you found him and he is proud of you

Unmute please!