fuck

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

as a proponent of hakoda & aang being besties it's always so funny to see those comic panels from north & south where aang is calling him "head chieftain hakoda" and "sir" like the only explanation i can imagine is that this is an extended bit they have going on. hakoda tells aang to get in place for a prank they're pulling and aang solemnly salutes and says "yes head chieftain hakoda SIR!" hakoda asks "would the revered avatar aang like to go penguin sledding this afternoon" and aang is like "i think i can squeeze it in great and honorable chief hakoda of the southern water tribe" and they dissolve into giggles

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

Item: Crown of Command Crocodiles

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye