[exit, pursued by appa]

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

i love me some scooby doo ass music

they should invent a listening to loud music that protects and restores your hearing

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

She’s So Koi About Me

Giant captain tiny goalie I love you

Didn’t even need to read the tags. I knew it was about Frankel and Keller.

i love my mutuals because we never talk but we still… like… follow each other……….. and i admire that we stick together even tho there is no communication in the slightest………u kno what i mean… hello…

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.