i imagine someday in the future i get off of a plane after a long flight. youâre waiting for me with open arms and a huge smile on your face. I run into those arms, and you practically lift me off my feet. iâm home.

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i imagine someday in the future i get off of a plane after a long flight. youâre waiting for me with open arms and a huge smile on your face. I run into those arms, and you practically lift me off my feet. iâm home.

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I love how itâs âThe Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and MISTER Hydeâ as in, yeah, they are basically two sides of the same person but only ONE has a doctorate
#unless your bitch ass second personality helped you write that thesis it is your fucking doctorateÂ
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I donât know why, but I think some Americans donât realise how big the UK isâŚ.
American Customer: youâre English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?
Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wankerâŚ
the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan
thatâs your answer
For reference:
Thatâs JUST Texas.
When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???
whereâs that post where the british person was like âoh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/â and a person asked âoh no how far away is he?â and the british person said â75 minutesâ
op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op thatâs a reasonable question do you understand geography
leave europe alone you fucking colonizers
It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.
âLeave Europe alone you fucking colonizersâ Should we tell them?
mood: chief jim hopper, stuck in some interdimensional tunnels, lighting up a cigarette because heâs given up on life
Date a boy who will play with your hair while you read

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Date a boy who tells you not to apologize for being you.
Date a boy who cuddles and kisses you bunch when you have sleepovers
Date a boy who tells you not to apologize for being you.
*me at my bachelors party*
âI want my wifeâ
Thatâs not  justice
Hold the fuck up⌠dude on the bottom left did WHAT and they gave him SIX months???????????????????????

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the entire mood of 2018 has been, disappointed but not surprised.
Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about âa bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removedâ in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire contract. And the reason they do THAT is because they once had a stage collapse because a promoter hadnât read the proper way to set up all the specific technical stuff.
So if the band goes in the dressing room or catering and sees brown M&Ms, they know they have to double-check the stage setup for safety.
I heard about this on Freakonomics Radio. Turns out the bit about no brown M&Ms is HUGE, in BIG font, bold, underlined and quotated like theyâre on the Group W Bench.
The band was all, âWe have fifty-pound lights hanging over our heads and fire being shot out of cannons. We had to know whether they read our safety regs so we didnât flamebroil any roadies.â
interesting how this has become a meme in the music industry about divas. iâve always heard jokes that amount to âthis stuck up celebrity hates the green gummy bears!! theyâre refusing to perform just for that???â and its reading stuff like this that i realise how that joke might have come about. people get grumpy that the band refuses to play but cant admit its because THEYâRE incompetent, so they make it all about the M&Ms. another example of artists using a creative method to ensure they have a perfectly reasonable request fulfilled that is then bastardised by lazy people who wanna make money off them.Â
âŚthis is like the music industry version of hearing the truth behind the McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit
Iâve been reading a little about brown bears (of which grizzlies are a subspecies) and apparently they, unlike black bears, did not evolve in the Americas. Theyâre thought to have migrated from Eurasia about 13,000 years ago, which is just under the minimum amount of time humans are known to have been here.
Can you imagine the first brown bear arriving in North America? If there were people already long established before that, itâd be incredibly alarming to look up one day, see a bear, and do a quadruple take when you realize itâs not the little long-snouted Ursus americanus youâre used to snuffling about but a humongous grizzly with hunched shoulders and paws bigger than a dinner plate.
I accidentally stumbled into a job working with North American Pleistocene fossils, which means I know more than I expected as a child about early animal migrations in Beringia.
Short faced bears still existed in North America at the time of known human habitation in North America and so it isnât unreasonable to think that humans and short faced bears interacted during this time.
No matter how big grizzlies seem, short faced bears were much bigger, approximately one and a half times bigger than modern Kodiak grizzly bears. There are some really cool diagrams online if youâre curious about a size comparison.
This isnât to rain on your parade, I honestly hadnât ever thought of your point and find it super funny and terrifying to imagine. Also please donât quote me on this, my knowledge on short faced bears is slim at best so I could be totally off base here on the possibility of human short faced bear interactions.
Ok, now Iâm imagining some dude 13,000 years ago sitting on his front porch of mammoth tusks, watching the first brown bear stumble into North America and handing it a âyou triedâ star for trying hard but only being very average.
letâs pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation
Donât they gotta clean up what we pour out
fuck stop it everyone the post is cancelled everyone please stop fuck what have I done
Signs itâs fall again: my dog is stealing blankets to tuck himself into the couch.
A cozy boy.

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when youâre a kid and youâre feeling weird and detached and you fall asleep in the late afternoon with school clothes still on and you wake up and its dark and dinner is almost done and time feels like a thick jellyÂ
thick jellyâŚâŚI canât believe someone put words to that feelingâŚâŚ.thank you