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i imagine someday in the future i get off of a plane after a long flight. you’re waiting for me with open arms and a huge smile on your face. I run into those arms, and you practically lift me off my feet. i’m home.

I love how it’s “The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and MISTER Hyde” as in, yeah, they are basically two sides of the same person but only ONE has a doctorate

#unless your bitch ass second personality helped you write that thesis it is your fucking doctorate 

doctor banner and mr. hulk

When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???

where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”

leave europe alone you fucking colonizers

It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.

“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers” Should we tell them?

Date a boy who will play with your hair while you read

Date a boy who tells you not to apologize for being you.

Date a boy who cuddles and kisses you bunch when you have sleepovers

Date a boy who tells you not to apologize for being you.

Hold the fuck up… dude on the bottom left did WHAT and they gave him SIX months???????????????????????

the entire mood of 2018 has been, disappointed but not surprised.

interesting how this has become a meme in the music industry about divas. i’ve always heard jokes that amount to “this stuck up celebrity hates the green gummy bears!! they’re refusing to perform just for that???” and its reading stuff like this that i realise how that joke might have come about. people get grumpy that the band refuses to play but cant admit its because THEY’RE incompetent, so they make it all about the M&Ms. another example of artists using a creative method to ensure they have a perfectly reasonable request fulfilled that is then bastardised by lazy people who wanna make money off them. 

…this is like the music industry version of hearing the truth behind the McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit

Ok, now I’m imagining some dude 13,000 years ago sitting on his front porch of mammoth tusks, watching the first brown bear stumble into North America and handing it a “you tried” star for trying hard but only being very average.

let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation

Don’t they gotta clean up what we pour out

fuck stop it everyone the post is cancelled everyone please stop fuck what have I done

Signs it’s fall again: my dog is stealing blankets to tuck himself into the couch.

when you’re a kid and you’re feeling weird and detached and you fall asleep in the late afternoon with school clothes still on and you wake up and its dark and dinner is almost done and time feels like a thick jelly 

thick jelly……I can’t believe someone put words to that feeling…….thank you