Call Me Toast

absolutely flabbergasting to see people who have so enthusiastically succumbed to despair. like okay denethor, but some of us are gonna actually face the armies of mordor in battle nonetheless.

The thing about Denethor is that he not only succumbed to despair, he wanted to ensure that Faramir succumbed with him. Similarly, a lot of people now are not only succumbing to despair, they're actively proselytizing despair, trying to convince others to join them in their hopelessness. Despair is apparently lonely and they want company in their self-immolation.

btw denethor succumbed to despair bc he was doomscrolling on the palantir. Sauron tweaked his algorithm so he only saw bad news, and he fell into the trap of thinking the world couldn't be saved.

Contemporary art haters will be like "i don't get it" and then not read the title or artist statement or the medium or the year or

Die temu ad die

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

Accidental latin is my new favourite thing.

@theshitpostcalligrapher

Agree, @qqueenofhades, except on the matter of breaking “die ad die” apart. It’s a common structure in poetic and oratorical Latin to jam one phrase in the middle of another. I can’t think of an example exactly parallel to this construction, but I could believe a Roman poet would write it!

....oh my god. You might be a genius. Because what else does Tumblr do but daily disgrace [itself, oneself, and/or numerous others] in the manner of the day, and make numerous scribal errors.

how dare you say we error on the scribes

this is what happens when you buy your latin on temu

they had to put Abby Roque in Montréal because if she'd been on the Sirens with Kalty the two of them would have invented penalties never before conceived by the human mind. just living in the penalty box the whole time

do u ever wake up and miss saskatoon

what do you miss about it

big sky!

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

Look what they’ve done to the ultimate loathly lady tale…….. I could cry.

fuck hussle culture, the toad to success is to sleep well, eat well and have fun

i meant road. road to success

think a lot of these are the type who tell themselves all human beings are horrible assholes and the only way to get ahead is to be the king asshole. it really upsets them when people aren't inclined to crown them as such. upends their whole worldview.

Not to be that guy but I don’t love the like post draft media / photo shoot stuff for players being them pretending to put on makeup for most of them