mar de mesmices

Official Post of Massachusetts

Once I find a gullible royal court to take me in my Rasputinmaxxing arc shall begin

for the ides of march, tumblr should give us a button to stab people. and a badge for stabbing a lot of people.

i ❤️ starting books

[Yelling thru cupped hands] And what of finishing them, my friend?

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it with the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

World Heritage Post

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

“Do it afraid” I do everything that way! I’d like to do it normal for once thanks!

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

World Heritage Post

Not to be a hater but romantasy has unleashed such an onslaught of fetishistic and borderline orientalist attitudes towards an imagined homogeneous celtic culture in internet spaces that is so fucking bizzare to witness. No Scotland is not some magic kingdom full of castles and princesses that wash their faces in mountain streams that's my mum you're talking about? Ah yes, Ireland, the Emerald Isle(TM), land of myth and fairies, inhabited by etheral beings like your Bog Man Forest Lord Hozier fantasy and my cousin the accountant? Idk guys. When I said you should crack a book before you start claiming your heritage as a way to speak over people who still live in the countries meemaw and granpappy emigrated from, I meant a history book not Fourth Wing.

cruel and unusual that in order to do something you have to begin

was anyone going to tell me that after beginning you then have to continue as well

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

BREAKING NEWS: softest material in the world has been discovered, scientists calling it "kitty tummy fur"

but watch out

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services