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The billionaire bisexual ninja wolf flashed his sharp teeth. "I'm here to do the sexy sex at you," he growled rape-ily.

He then raped her, consensually, because he's not a misogynist.

Conventions were never exactly something Coco handled. Too many people all cramped in a space, but when it came to cosplay, she knew that it’s never going to cut it by half-assing a sexy costume.

Velvet however was having the time of her life. Bouncing from booth to booth taking photos of all the sexy and cool costumes that catch her eye. Statues of monsters and mechs always added a flare for her portfolio.

One crowded section of the main hall was just filled with girls giggling as they got to ogle a cosplay of The Slayer. Some guys thought it was just padded muscles under, but it was far from it.

Jaune already was sweating like he’s in a swamp under the heavy armor. But, anything for the photo-op, right?

*Velvet approaches The Slayer with Coco trailing behind; however, neither know its Jaune underneath*

Velvet: E-Excuse me! Do you mind if I get a picture with you?

Jaune: *Turns* Velvet? Coco?

Velvet: Uh, yeah? How do you... Wait... JAUNE!?!?

Jaune: *Takes off his helmet* Yeah! I didn't expect to see you guys here!

Coco: Same here, Knight-Boy, *Lowers her shades and checks out Jaune* Looking good though, Blondie, where'd you get the muscles?

Velvet: Yeah, they look so real! *Squeezes his bicep*

Jaune: Uh... That's because they are.

Velvet: *Blushes* R-Really...!?

Jaune: Yeah, I've been working out recently. Yatsu didn't say anything? He's usually in the gym at the same time I am; he even spots me.

Velvet: No... *Licks her lips* He didn't say a word.

Jaune: Huh, weird... Anyway, you guys still wanna take that picture?

Velvet: Wha...? Oh yeah! Yeah! O-Of course!

*Jaune puts his helmet back on, and poses with Velvet and Coco quickly takes the photo while smiling*

Jaune: Whew! Thanks for taking the picture so quick, Coco *Takes the helmet off again* Its hot in this suit!

Coco: I bet you're sweating like a pig

Velvet: ... A very handsome pig~!

Jaune: What was that?

Velvet: NOTHING!

Jaune: Ok... Anyway, what else are you guy up to here?

Coco: Nothing, just looking around, ain't that right bun-bun?

Velvet: *giggles nervously* Y-Yeah, just... *Staring at Jaune's exposed arm muscles* Looking~

Coco: Thirsty there, Velv~?

Velvet:

Conventions were never exactly something Coco handled. Too many people all cramped in a space, but when it came to cosplay, she knew that it’s never going to cut it by half-assing a sexy costume.

Velvet however was having the time of her life. Bouncing from booth to booth taking photos of all the sexy and cool costumes that catch her eye. Statues of monsters and mechs always added a flare for her portfolio.

One crowded section of the main hall was just filled with girls giggling as they got to ogle a cosplay of The Slayer. Some guys thought it was just padded muscles under, but it was far from it.

Jaune already was sweating like he’s in a swamp under the heavy armor. But, anything for the photo-op, right?

*Velvet approaches The Slayer with Coco trailing behind; however, neither know its Jaune underneath*

Velvet: E-Excuse me! Do you mind if I get a picture with you?

Jaune: *Turns* Velvet? Coco?

Velvet: Uh, yeah? How do you... Wait... JAUNE!?!?

Jaune: *Takes off his helmet* Yeah! I didn't expect to see you guys here!

Coco: Same here, Knight-Boy, *Lowers her shades and checks out Jaune* Looking good though, Blondie, where'd you get the muscles?

Velvet: Yeah, they look so real! *Squeezes his bicep*

Jaune: Uh... That's because they are.

Velvet: *Blushes* R-Really...!?

Jaune: Yeah, I've been working out recently. Yatsu didn't say anything? He's usually in the gym at the same time I am; he even spots me.

Velvet: No... *Licks her lips* He didn't say a word.

Jaune: Huh, weird... Anyway, you guys still wanna take that picture?

Velvet: Wha...? Oh yeah! Yeah! O-Of course!

*Jaune puts his helmet back on, and poses with Velvet and Coco quickly takes the photo while smiling*

Jaune: Whew! Thanks for taking the picture so quick, Coco *Takes the helmet off again* Its hot in this suit!

Coco: I bet you're sweating like a pig

Velvet: ... A very handsome pig~!

Jaune: What was that?

Velvet: NOTHING!

Jaune: Ok... Anyway, what else are you guy up to here?

Coco: Nothing, just looking around, ain't that right bun-bun?

Velvet: *giggles nervously* Y-Yeah, just... *Staring at Jaune's exposed arm muscles* Looking~

Coco: Thirsty there, Velv~?

Velvet:

Jaune when he first thoughts when he lays eyes on, Spartan Winter 303.

Jaune: I am a soldier! I am a warrior! I will fight, and die for my brothers, and sisters in arms!

Jaune: I am ODST! I am a Hell Jumper! I will jump feet first into hell!

Jaune: But, for this woman! For this epitome of a female warrior of no bounds!

Jaune: I will jump feet first into hell for this woman. And, if I die I will die with a smile on my face!

NS: …

Neptune: SIMP!

Sun: Yeah that’s really simpish of you, Jaune.

Jaune: I understand, but I counter with:

Jaune: Tall muscular warrior waifu.

Neptune: ...

Sun: ...

Neptune: Dammit.

Sun: Can't argue with that.

~~~

Elm: That’s certainly one ballsy, ODST.

Harriet: You’d probably break him if he tried anything.

Elm: And, like it.

Winter: I know I would~!

Elm: Excuse me?

Little Ziyi and YUE YU by Kreuzer00

The weathering detail on this is insane, and I absolutely adore the light coming from inside YUE YU!

(continuation of the "Anti-tank rifle" Jaune)

Firing Range

Coco: *glaring at Jaune* ...

Jaune: *feeling a bit awkward* So huh... *Nudge his head toward her* What's her deal again?

Velvet: *chuckle* Don't worry, she's just upset that someone stole her place as "who got the bigger gun".

Coco: *grumbles* That's not true...

Jaune: ... Really? *Look down at his lahti l-39* I mean, that's not even the biggest gun i own.

Coco: *angry* What do you mean it's not your biggest gun!? That thing weighs almost as much as me when loaded!

Jaune: *smiles* Ah, but you haven't met Pom-pom yet.

Coco: ... *Raise an eyebrow* Pom-pom?

Jaune: *nod, still smiling* Pom-pom!

Coco: ... Are you kidding m—

_ _ _

*POM-POM-POM-POM-POM-POM—*

Jaune: *using a heavily-modified qf 1-pounder pom-pom* HEAR THAT? THAT'S WHY THEY CALLED IT A POM-POM! PRETTY COOL, RIGHT?

Coco: *Looks down at Gianduja* ... I feel inadequate—

Jaune: *still firing* WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING WITH THE NOISE, YOU NEED TO SPEAK LOUDER!

Arc-Swapped Au: how is Jaune feeling after getting back and getting hear everyone talk about how amazing Jeanne was?

Well that was fast. The first prompt was barely five minutes old, and here someone is already asking for a sequel.

And, I’m answering it…

The Return

Jaune: Hey guys!

Pyrrha: Jaune! You’re back!

Nora: Jaune-Jaune!

Ren: It's a relief to see you again.

Jaune: Naww… Thanks guys.

Nora: Where were you?

Pyrrha: Yeah, we went to bed, and when we woke up, and it’s your highly attractive female version of you!

Ren: Quite attractive.

Nora: She was really hot!

Jaune: Of course you’d say that…

Ren: Were the two of you swapped; She came here to your world, and you went to hers?

Jaune: Yeah pretty much; Everyone on Team RWBY were guys, as well as you, Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: R-Really?

Jaune: You were a girl, Ren.

Ren: I was?

Jaune: And, you were still a girl Nora.

Nora: As I should be; I am a multiuniversal constant. There will only be one Nora. And, I will be a girl!

JPR: …

Jaune: So yeah… W-What was it like to having Jeanne here?

Pyrrha: Oh she was wonderful to have around! She was always so bright, and cheerful to have around! And, she looked absolutely beautiful!

Ren: I found her presence very relaxing to be around.

Nora: And, her smile was stunning! But, the bright light hurt my eyes.

Jaune: Beg pardon?

Ren: Yeah, her smile was like the perfect summer's day~!

Pyrrha: Jeanne was wonderful to be around~!

Jaune: …

Jaune: Fuck…

Pyrrha: What was that Jaune?

Jaune: Nothing... So Jeanne...?!

Yang: Hey! I heard someone say: Jeanne. Is Jeanne back?! Ohh… it’s you…

Jaune: Ow…

Ruby: Is big sis back?! Oh, hi, Jaune.

Jaune: Hi…

Blake: Is the angel back! Oh, it’s just Jaune…

Jaune: Nice to see you too Blake…

Weiss: Where is she?! Where is my future wife?!! Oh… It’s just you Arc…

Jaune: …

Jaune: Well, I see Jeanne made quite the impression…

Yang: Oh she was a riot to be around!

Blake: She was the most wonderful person I ever met~!

Ruby: She was the big sister I never knew I wanted!

Weiss: She will be my future wife.

Jaune: …

Jaune: So anyway, as I said I met the gender swapped version of you guys, as well as Team RWBY.

Ruby: Really? What was I like?

Yang: I bet it was really cool!

Blake: Probably wasn’t much of a difference with me was there?

Weiss: No doubt I was perfect as always.

Jaune: Hell if I know. As soon as I got there, her Team RWBY, and Pyrrha tried to kill me.

Pyrrha: They what?!

Jaune: Yep, as soon as I showed up, Achilles, he's the male Pyrrha. Threw me against a wall with his semblance, and threatened to gut me if I didn’t say where Jeanne was.

Pyrrha: Oh my…

Jaune: Yeah, luckily, Rin, the female Ren…

Nora: Bet she’s pretty hot~!

Jaune: And, Nora was there to stop him. I then explained I had no idea what happened, then the boy Team RWBY came in, and threatened to kill me. They wanted their ‘Angel’ back. After I said, I didn’t know, Blake, the male Blake mind you, bound me up with his weapon. Then William, the male, Weiss, used his semblance to pin me to the wall. Ruben, the male Ruby, pointed his gun at me, and then Yin, the male Yang, socked me in the stomach when I couldn’t answer his questions…

Yang: Ouch!

Ruby: That’s mean!

Blake: Why would I do that?

Weiss: Seems like something I would do…

Jaune: Yeah, they were going to gut me if I didn’t tell them what happened to Jeanne. Luckily the teachers saved me from that…

Ren: Did they?

Jaune: No, not really. They interrogated me, and threw me in a cell while they worked all of this out… Jeanne told me you were having a lot of fun though. Seemingly she awoke some stuff in you as well.

Yang: Well… I always had a feeling I was into girls…

Blake: Same, but only for the right girl.

Ruby: I loved my Onee-Chan!

Weiss: I was going to marry her!

Jaune: Nice! Well… Now I hate her even more than I did before! Peachy…

RWBY: WHAT?!

Pyrrha: How could you say that?!

Nora: What did she do to deserve that?!

Jaune: Sorry, I just so happen to be, Jaune Arc, the ‘loveable’ goofball stuck in the tree, who barely anyone likes, and is willing to put a spec of trust in! Compared to the Angel of Beacon, Jeanne Arc! A person with her own fan club, who everyone loves! Who was properly trained to be a Huntress, who everyone put their faith in! How can I not love the better version of me?!

Weiss: Well what did you expect? She is a perfection incarnate, and you’re trash incarnate.

Ruby: Weiss, that's mean!

Blake: But, true.

Ruby: Blake?!

Yang: What, Vomit Boy just isn’t anywhere close as fantastic as Jeanne is.

Ruby: You too Yang?!

Yang: You were thinking something similar too, Rubes.

Ruby: But, I wasn’t going to say it!

Jaune: …

Ruby: Oops… He-hehe… S-Sorry…

Jaune: I fucking hate my life, twice over now…

Pyrrha: Uhh… Do you perhaps want a hug Jaune?

Jaune: I want to kill myself…

Yang: …

Weiss: …

Nora: …

Ruby: …

Ren: …

Blake: …

Godzilla: You motherfucer!

Don't let Mothra sees this!!!

Godzilla: Shut up!

Kong: awww wittle bahbe godwzilla?

Ren: *Leaning over* Do you think Tarzan was a virgin before he met Jane, or do you think he clapped some gorilla cheeks before that?

Jaune: ...

Ren: ...

Jaune: Why are you like this?

Ren: Because you are my brother-in-all-but-blood and that comes with certain privileges.

Jaune: Privileges like...

Ren: Like giving my dearest friend a mental flashbang. Have a day now. *Leaves*

Pyrrha: Jaune, of course not. You are a kind man with a good heart. Every step you take is a step towards becoming a better person, and even when you stumble and fall, you take it gracefully with no excuses. You help people; you save lives; you are a great hero, Jaune Arc~.

Jaune: ...Thanks for your honesty, Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: Of course, Jaune~. (Walks away)

Jaune: (Opens locker full of pictures of Megatron, Skeletor, One Gor All, Ganon, etc. Weeps)