#rwby asks

I have to ask: You ever considered making a Devil May Cry fanfic? Be it genderbend or normal?

While Jaune would NEVER be as powerful as Dante or Vergil ( nor end game Nero) it has been shown that normal humans can fight demons, Lady being an example, so Jaune could be the guy who takes care of the small fry threathning the civilians in DMC 5, while Dante and Nero take care of the big fish

I asked about the genderbend because of the rabbit hole i fell, and it took all of my strenght to get out of it. Plus Genderbend DMC 5 Dante has real MILF energy, and the Sparda bloodline must be preserved alongside the Redfield bloodline

Thank you for your writing, and take care :)

Now you got me thinking about this too! Fuck! It's a good idea! It's a fucking damn good idea!

Fem!Dante does have major milf Energy! Oh my god, and now I'm imagining Jaune being the responsible husband and uncle to Dante and Nero!

But what would a genderbend version be called? Dani?

Vergil definitely would be a Veronica or a Victoria!

Nero could just be Nera, Mary/Lady, and Trish could be Mark/Lord and Troy!

You son of a bitch, now I'm entering this rabbit hole!

Personally, I don’t feel that way. Others will disagree and that’s their right.

Ultimately I feel like the Jaune complaints tend to get overblown

I get that it might feel like that at times because Jaune’s anger tends to make him stand out, but realistically the other characters have had a *lot* of exploration, with more to come.

Ren had a ton in V4, both he and Nora just had a ton in V8

Yang has a lot of screen time especially whenever Raven is involved, Blake had all of V4 and V5

Weiss had lots of stuff with V4 and V7 and 8 with her interacting with her family

Oscar has had a lot of time dedicated to his identity crisis

Qrow’s alcoholism and growth have had plenty of focus

Ruby was intentionally simmering in the background until her crisis in V9.

1. I think this can be answered by simply "rt never explained" (not surprising)

2. yes, he was a teacher at signal, whether he still is post summers death is a mystery to me because unfortunately we never learn anything about tai as a person.

3. Because the meta reason is probably cast bloat, Rwby already has a massive cast so having tai might be a bit much, in lore... IDK it was just never explained.

Tbh that's just me though so I might be wrong, so imma call up some folks

So you asked if his clothes looked like this

Part 1 / Part 3 / Part 4

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Jaune: So, Ruby, for our date, I was thinking maybe a movie?

Ruby: I already made plans.

Jaune: Oh! Really? What are we doing?

Ruby: We’re going to a graveyard.

Jaune: *Stunned* … A graveyard.

Ruby: At night.

Jaune: Of course...

Ruby: We’ll sit under a dead tree, and I’ll read poetry about eternal love while you hold my hand.

Jaune: That’s… *Smiles* Actually kind of sweet?

Ruby: And then we’ll rate the graves based on aesthetic.

Jaune: Ah... There it is.

~~~ ~~~ ~~~

Random Girl: Hey Jaune! That strategy you used earlier was really impressive!

Jaune: Oh, uh, thanks!

*Suddenly, Jaune and the Random girl notice Ruby standing behind them, with a smile but not blinking*

Random Girl: I… I should go. *leaves quickly*

Jaune: Ruby, you can’t just stare people down like that.

Ruby: I wasn’t staring.

Jaune: You were.

Ruby: I was imagining her skeleton.

Jaune: THAT’S WORSE!

Ruby: *Gets closer to Jaune and tilts her head* You’re mine.

Jaune: We’re dating, Ruby, not… haunting each other.

Ruby: Same thing.

Jaune: No, it really isn't...

~~~ ~~~ ~~~

Jaune: Ruby, why do you have a notebook labeled "Jaune Arc: Study Notes"?

Ruby: Oh, that? Just observations.

Jaune: *flips pages* "Likes pancakes. Laughs nervously in an awkward situation. Would survive longest in a horror movie if he listened to me." That last one is oddly specific.

Ruby: I’ve run simulations.

Jaune: You’ve run... Simulations?

Ruby: *Nods*

Jaune: Ok, and how many did I-?

Ruby: 37

Jaune friends discovers that Gold Ship has more than 517 kids and they just stare at a blushing Jaune and a proud smile Gold ship.

Ruby: H-How!?

Yang: Yikes, those Arc genes really went at it, didn't they?

Weiss: Oh my god... Thank gods that's not me!

Blake: How are you feeling Jaune?

Jaune:

I can't feel my everything, but I'm right where I wanna be, Blake

How about a whole new ship~?

~~~ ~~~ ~~~

*Jaune & Ciri surrounded bandits*

Jaune: Ciri, marry me!

Ciri: You've got...! *Cuts a man's head off* One hell of a sense of timing!

Jaune: *Ducks under swing and then stabs one bandit* What do you say!?

Ciri: *Turns to him* I'd have to say... No!

Jaune: You'd rather stay single!?

*Jaune then picked up a nearby spear and threw it at an archer, getting him in the chest*

Jaune: We don't have to make anything official!

Ciri: No!

*Ciri teleports behind one bandit and cuts him in half before teleporting again and killing a bandit who was behind Jaune*

Jaune: Well then, how about we just move in together!?

*Jaune dodges an arrow and then cuts down another bandit*

Ciri: Nope!

*Ciri weaves backward, dodging another attack before disarming the bandit and then slicing their throat open*

Jaune: *Deflects an arrow* Is there something wrong with me?

Ciri: No. *Stabs man in the back* I'd just rather do things my way!

*Ciri then creates a ring of fire around her and Jaune, causing the bandits to back away. She then grabs Jaune's shoulder and spins him around to face her. Both were mere inches away from each other.*

Ciri: Jaune... *Caresses his cheek* Marry me.

Jaune: ... Huh?

Ciri: I'll say it again... Marry me.

Jaune: *Smiles* It would be my pleasure.

~~~ ~~~ ~~~

Vesemir: Where's Ciri and Jaune?

Geralt: *Shrugs* Went to take care of a few bandits.

Yennefer: They are taking a while...

Geralt: I'm sure they're fine, they should be back at any moment.

Yennefer: I guess so...

*Both take a sip from their cups just as Ciri bust through the door, dragging Jaune behind her and showing off her new ring*

Ciri: We WE GOT MARRIED!

Geralt + Yennefer:

Jaune: *After surviving taking on a few tyrants like they were nothing* HE HAS RISEN, BABY GIRL!

Wesker: FUCK!

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This also makes me wonder who'd win in this fight?