bites you bites you bites y

if you pick up a pair of tongs and dont click them at least twice you fail the turing test

Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviours? Thinking of getting into being

“imagine there’s no countries” fuck off john lennon how are we supposed to play the world cup without countries you ultimate scum

it's always funny to me when ppl act like it's somehow incestuous for characters who consider each other found family/chosen family/whatever u wanna call the trope to date each other, and it's funny for many reasons, but most specifically it's funny because irl when you meet a person and get really attached and decide that you want to be family with them, there's a very popular legally recognized way of doing that & it's called marriage

Marriage promotes incest because then you end up having sex with a family member

Nobody really knows what makes a person go to bed

“you get frightened far too easily” i’m actually part horse on my mother’s side

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

i can never leave this place