I'm always ready to make a damn fool of myself

Higgledy-piggledy unparliamentary green parrots quarrel outside in the trees

so my favorite boba tea kiosk in the mall was completely gone just a patch of empty floor which is very sad BUT I got this adorable pokemon stationary at a store that just opened up in the old joanns so I think we can call this a successful outing

As in, from this post that's been going around?

yeah so fun fact when I saw that post last week(?) I went ha ha what if that's my local mall. what if that's my favorite boba place at my local mall. sure looks like mall floor. but that's silly because all mall floor looks like mall floor! there's so many malls! there's no way it's my mall!

tumblr Mobile apparently has a new processing tab & it turns out I’ve been processing a video for five years

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM

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lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and

12/30, 12:39AM CT

SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????

Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks

I’ve had this sort of thing happen.

I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp for “Missent to Nepal”

Ok I know this is super old now but I work at a post office and I was curious about the price so I did some digging and I still don’t have a definite answer because THE REASON it says “no shipping services available” is because all shipping services were actually suspended to Guam at the time. As in no packages, parcels, letters, or mail or any kind could be sent to Guam. So not only is it mind boggling that it got sent so far in the wrong direction of its intended destination, but because nothing should have been able to get in to Guam period.

“I wish I was more powerful, like you guys. Even casting fireball takes it right out of me some days.”