I'm always ready to make a damn fool of myself

image description: tweet by olayemi olurin @/msolurin, reading: There's no high like making a successful hail mary argument. A prosecutor once asked for bail on my client because he had like 63 convictions and I was like judge... 63 convictions sounds like a man who showed up to court at least 63 times. And the judge was like yea you right /end description

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

no music 🐔

what are my mutuals favourite eeveelutions . mine is flareon with umbreon at a very close second

listen i may take 4 weeks to write a 3k word chapter, and i may take 45 minutes to decide whether i should use “laugh” or “chuckle”, but at least i don’t use ai and whatever you’re getting is pure chaos from a human brain

i don't ship them i just think they could get ragebaited into having sex with each other

nobody ever talks about the terrible fanfic epidemic of "they would NOT confess their love so openly and poetically as that."

big amatonormativity wants you to accept this as the norm but this is not how it has to be. we can push for consistent characterization in expressions of connection and affection. those characters could just kiss and not declare their undying love about it

reading this post back and realizing that i didn't get to my real point which is that maybe those guys shouldn't say that they're in love at all. i want you to look me in the eyes and tell me that you earnestly believe those guys would say "i love you". it doesn't have to be this way