she would have loved you. like i love you.

i think in the only other past human life shane has lived, he was an anchorite nun in medieval france, and lived on water, gruel, the holy eucharist, and scripture from age 14-38 and i think that explains a lot about his vibe. other than that he’s mostly been ants and bees and fungi.

and ilya’s are like serf, serf, whore, serf, 200 year old mighty oak cut down during industrial revolution roots still trying to take hold but all growth is choked by oil and smoke, marilyn monroe.

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

can we cast our good man connors as an immortal herald in the vampire marleau/immortal warrior marleau universe? i feel like ilya saying "we're in montreal we find a fucking club" and yelling "TELL PEEEEOPLE" at him came from some innate understanding that connors has been his herald in past lives. and i think marly needs an immortal buddy as part of roz's entourage. walk with me...

marly voice Oh my god no way Roz? Rozy? I remember you from Uruk! Yeah Uruk! You remember we used to run things in the fertile crescent broooooo