Destroyer of Hope

@fishyfishyfishtimes

Absolute perfection

Asdfghjkl her perfectly straight face and even tone throughout should win an AWARD

they've yet to make an experience more bewildering and confusing than trying to pick up a rpg after more than a week

While we’re on the subject, let’s please also remember that historically disenfranchised communities who had to worry about frequently being run out of town often bought expensive jewelry with their limited funds not because they were greedy or tacky or classless, but rather because you can’t sew a real estate investment into the lining of your coat, and the powers that be can’t freeze a diamond necklace the way that they can freeze a bank account.

“I saw you talking to yourself” god forbid a girl ask an expert for advice.

We need more men with a suit, a great mustache, and maraca enthusiasm

ghost riders in the sky fucks SEVERELY and everyone should know it

*uses an em dash and a colon in the same sentence* we're done when i say we're done.