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Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

sonic the hedgehog a mad cunt for this one

hate being shy at my grown ass age

I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE

so many of you are stupid and i mean that

Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type "never gonna give you up" in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.

*Cutthroat Kitchen contestant voice* I’m serving a deconstructed Rickroll.

that was one of the shortest hospital stays of my life, but the highlight of the whole event is that i got the paramedics to read homestuck and listen to lemon demon.

John.

what's up?

this reads like a post i would see in 2014. i feel transported

ok but op how did this come about. were you so boring to treat that they asked for webcomic recommendations. did you promise to calm down if they recited your holy texts. what

i was stabbed a little and i thought if he read homestuck to me i'd fade out quicker. i'm kinda ugly so he agreed.

OP ARE YOU OK???? WHAT IS "A LITTLE"???

You see, this is the type of interaction that literally could not happen on any other website.

"romeo should have checked" girl she was a corpse. she was a corpse in a crypt. She took a magic "looking like a corpse" potion and then they buried her and then romeo found her fully 100% buried what are you TALKING about

he still could've checked though i don't care if its dramatic irony-

you must be really weird at funerals then

my erectile dysfunction is so bad today dude i hate having adhd

EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION

in retrospect it is really funny how into the spiderverse was a good and popular movie and the mcu immediately SHIT themselves and threw multiverses into all of their shit as if that was what made the movie popular instead of like. being a good movie

overstimulated in the club tonight

understimulated in the home tonight

at peace in the abandoned grain silo

sorry, i mythologized your boyfriend. yeah i took him and a few other boyfriends and merged them together with local folklore and mystic elements into one legendary figure. he's going to be really hard to pin down historically. sorry about that. I can make you his consort in some stories if that helps.

i have written your boyfriend down, by the way. now he will live forever. and all the world will read him. yeah, sorry, he will live forever. in eyes not yet created and on tongues that are not born and all that.