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Puthykraken got dithintegrated by the dithcourthe

(guy who's lost so much and loses more every day) I never fucking lose

I drank a shitload of honey last night and slept for 12 hours

Stop calling me bear

Like imagine if someone brought you something weird but understandable contained in a material that they said was made out of wood and you could tell that it’s clearly made out of wood they’re not lying about that but it was also completely transparent and see through with no visible flaws. That’s about the level of weird we’re talking about here.

What the fuck I feel like a medieval peasant seeing an iPhone

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I graduated top of my class sumo cum loud

I love it when my boyfriend pops my eardrums whilst fucking me raw

WE KNOW

Honestly this post needs more attention it’s funny as fuck lol

I have been reading a book on Greek history lately unrelated to me watching Nolan’s Odyssey and it’s so funny watching spider man talk about the Greeks like they’re a unified civilization because when you look at early Greek history it’s like “And then the Greek speaking peoples couldn’t stop fighting each other for two minutes to try and deal with the bigger problem” over and over again

Yeah, it was a civilisation in hindsight, at the time it was an ongoing series of feuds that were occasionally paused to fend off an existential threat.

I can forgive historical inaccuracy, but I cannot forgive being boring

If you want to be accepting of mental illness, you need to accept the fact that some people's everyday lives are going to be terrifying to you. That doesn't mean they don't get to talk about it. Stop forcing hurt, isolated people to become even MORE hurt and isolated because you can't fathom toughening up a bit.

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

there was that time you paid lip service to doctors over furries.

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

Why does the US has so many “male oriented” products. 

Are u kidding me yogurt is almost always targeted toward women.

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A really high quality picture of Johnny Joestar of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Part 7: Steel Ball Run.