Ehhh I can't

When my boss reminds me I am presenting in a meeting in 5 minutes

When my uber says it’s arriving now... and I go outside and see it’s actually still a mile away

When my friend asks how no homeless or sales people ever bother me on the street

When I get back to my phone and have 128 unread messages from a group text

When I’m at a party and someone refills my drink without me noticing

Whenever I am in a meeting and there’s a “that’s what she said” opportunity

When my friend posts every picture she took at a wedding on instagram in 3 minutes

When I return from work after having food poisoning and everyone asks how I feel

When my co-worker comes to my desk and starts telling a story

When I’m ordering my lunch and all the calorie content is listed on the menu

Greeting someone I haven’t seen in a month

After I walk up the staircase to the entrance of my gym

When my boyfriend asks where all the wine we bought went...

Looking at my bank account after paying for my friends bachelorette party events

When I finally see the waitress coming to the table with my drink

My make up at the beginning of the day

When my co-worker gives me their child’s school picture....