I'm doing my best

imo the pov character should be lying to themselves and concealing shit from themselves constantly

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exactly, bestie. Exactly

lowkey i am anguished

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

JRPG where the teenage firebrand protagonist is taken under wing by a wise older mentor figure in their twenties, as one does, except the third party member to join is in their thirties and regards both the protagonist and the initial mentor as dumb kids; the fourth is in their forties and thinks the same of the first three; and so forth.

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab

never watch the sodium intake!!!!! soup and chips forever!!!!

through pottery we domesticated rocks

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

CHIO I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PREDICTED THE FUCKIN- RIZZINATOR WTF??!?!?!?!?

Did Dan see this one????

shipping two characters not in a romantic way and not in a platonic way but in a secret third way

Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

Human determination: Man bikes 18 miles to work every morning because he wants to and not because he can’t afford a car and would be fired if he’s late.

Spirit of Brotherhood: Neighbors host housewarming party for elderly resident who doesn’t need help in paying rent because his pension is more than enough.

SO INSPIRING: Local middle school students bake dozens of cupcakes because their home economics class is doing a baking unit. Their school is fully funded with everything they need.

This feels like calibrating my normal detector