Maple Monarchy

i don’t mean to be political, but what if everyone had basic human rights

Have you guys seen that letter Stalin wrote because he was embarrassed that Tsaritsyn was named renamed Stalingrad after him it's my favorite thing ever it's so fucking funny

Rewatching hermitcraft s10 always reminds me why i looooved the start of it so much, when everyone was taking everything real slow. The streams from those times where everyone was just chatting and fishing were some of my faves. I will also forever adore all the boating and horsing around

So last month I got hit by a car and died right. Which I didn't initially realize until I watched some guy haul my body into his pickup and drive off. Which, being that it's deep in rural Michigan, I assume means my body will make some venison jerky and maybe some wall decoration, and I'll be resigned to being one of hundreds of deer ghosts floating around Saginaw, which is w/e. But then I find out the guy works at a taxidermy shop or something, and he's actually pretty good at stuffing and mounting deer carcasses, which I come to find out when I find myself face to face with my old body in the shop window. So naturally, I figure since ghosts need to possess something to interact with the living world and etc etc etc the most logical thing to do is to possess my own body, since it's basically a statue of myself. And a little surprisingly, it actually fits like a glove. Like, since it's my body, it feels like stepping right back into place. So I get out of town and back to my herd, eventually. And that's where the trouble starts coming into it, because after I get settled again, I don't know how to explain to everyone else what feels so weird. Like since I can move my body and do everything I used to do, it's functionally the same, like nothing happened. Or it SHOULD be, so I don't know how to explain how it's NOT. But it's just hard to explain it to someone who's never been hit by a truck I guess

scar calling the crane wives the "crane ladies" and only knows about them bc of the scar plushie they have im going to weep

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

and why he oulka dots

black ticked tabby

I KNOW when characters are bisexual. even when it’s not explicitly said

it's still really funny to me that the system thing works at all. (brain voice) you're so so very upset? i got a plan for this! let's bring out the "not upset" one

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.