Im Getting My Shotgun And Going Home

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

Sneebert Deebert

My thick-assed boytoy says he wants me 2 stop drinking and won’t understand that it puts me in a flow state where I see thru all the bullshit and lies and instead focus on my lyrics plus it cures my shakes for some reason

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it's so neat how we invented air conditioning so that if it's too hot you can recreate the conditions of the lost franklin expedition in your bedroom

a canceled tv show is a kind of dead wife

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Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

Yellow

No it’s red because of his shirt

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

You have no idea what you’re talking about

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

i love reading gacha game reviews like yeah the devs are super generous with the currency they just made up

"become a fish" (gay)

we're overdue for a reactive wave of anti-cozy games. animal crossing but office workers. restaurant management but applebee's. farming sim but all spreadsheets. never see an ear of corn the whole game

a young witch trying to solve a gristly murder in the Italian alps during the Years of Lead