Im Getting My Shotgun And Going Home

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

when i was a kid i would just google movies about suicide and addiction and pirate them on 123movies and a lot of them were great honestly

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army