Im Getting My Shotgun And Going Home

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

Xbox condom "it's good to play together" (2004)

It's been years and I still haven't found a single sentence on Wikipedia I like more than this one. and quickly learned how to breakdance. The simple statement. Action, result, reaction. White boy stuns latinos. Quickly. His white ass got there and said I need to have something to keep me from being All the White People, and I'm clearly not a boy of combative strength. Breakdancing bluelinked as the perfect little punctuation, reminding you that it is a rich art and sport, making you consider the sort of undertaking that would be. I like this sentence more than some Beck songs.

a jigsaw falling into place

me using my jailbroken wiimote to anally pleasure a man in kentucky 400 miles away

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

agnostic accelerationism: nobody knows why the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible

starting a collection

I dont remember why I made hmmboob.png but I’m thankful for it every single day