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I went to the gym this morning and everything anyone says about exercise was right

I feel so good rn??

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i finally got a second monitor and this shit bangs

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i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

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its actually going pretty well

Ive been fighting for my life every step of the way during my commute home.

Finally I get to the station. Just barely misses the train. I’m about to jump on the tracks and fuck up everyone’s commute atp.

#my job’s shuttle took fucking forever #the bus took forever #I tried to get an uber but he took such a looney toons ass way to get to me the bus showed up #then I feel out the bus trying to get off bc I was focused on proving I paid the fair for them fuck ass bus cops

Ariana Grande is so skinny it’s actually uncomfortable for me to look at her

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If I was a supervisor I would be letting my employees leave early for no reason

For example: if the vibes are atrocious

Zohran Mamdani being Guyanaphobic is so funny to me bc he would blend right into most Guyanese families.

Like why is he acting like I ain’t sat next to him at our cousin’s wedding last year

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I hate when women serve men so much my roommate cannot make coffee for her Gymbo in front of me bc every time I involuntarily make a comment about how he should make her coffee

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And this is me when I like the man. Imagine if I didn’t lmao

I hate when women serve men so much my roommate cannot make coffee for her Gymbo in front of me bc every time I involuntarily make a comment about how he should make her coffee

#and I stand by that

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This being a real tweet from New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani after my Guyanese ass voted for him is killing me rn

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New blog banner this is sending me

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This being a real tweet from New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani after my Guyanese ass voted for him is killing me rn

A client just asked me if I was pregnant

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I’m getting yelled at by another client’s brother for doing my job but not the way they like but I am on an extra 10mg of Prozac today to stop my luteal phase from turning me into a lunatic

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My psychiatrist went the fuck off when she started giving me extra for my period I am so normal rn

I’m back to being horribly autistic and trying to learn ventriloquism

The guy my roommate is dating (Gymbro Twin) is at my apartment and he just sent me a gif he made of Olive

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I’m getting yelled at by another client’s brother for doing my job but not the way they like but I am on an extra 10mg of Prozac today to stop my luteal phase from turning me into a lunatic

Before I die I must have pani puri

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