People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

i wasn’t supposed to be a person i should be a well-loved mug or a worn paperback book or a favorite hoodie or a keychain plushie or something

Not sure how this works when shark skin is so incredibly smooth

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting, red mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting, red mackerel tabby

What about the two at the bottom?

cab 👍🦀

love the suggestion that Noah would have had crabs on the ark. like if everything flooded I think they would be fine actually

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?

DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

God forbid Chippy do anything

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