This is a collection of dialogue prompts I gathered to get me back into writing that I want to share with you. Send a # and a pairing and Iâll write a short excerpt.
âI canât sit here and watch this. The secondhand embarrassment is very real.â
âAre you even listening?â âYes, it just takes me a while to process so much stupid all at once.â
âYou know, thatâs not what an apology sounds like.â
âI find that answer vague and unconvincing.â
âI will kill you, burn you and dance on your ashes.â âYouâve probably been told this before, but wow, you are intense.â
âPlease stop talking, Iâm trying to get us out alive.â
âYou know, you can get a lot for a kidney on the black market.â
âYou still have all your fingers, but that can easily be fixed.â
âIâm not saying you canât shoot him. Iâm just saying you canât shoot him here.â
âWhat do you mean alcohol isnât an appropriate coping mechanismâ? Itâs working.â
âLook, being an adult is overrated. You have to pay taxes and people frown at you for watching cartoons in your PJs all Saturday and eating ice cream for breakfast.â
âShould we try to poison him again?â âStop saying things like that so loud!â
âThey offered me what I couldnât refuse: money.â
âI donât like salad. Or eye contact.â
âMurder wasnât on todayâs agenda.â âItâs not on anyoneâs.â âNo, it is on mine. Just not until next Tuesday.â
âAll that blood looks good on you. It brings out your eyes.â
âKeep your morals far away from me.â
âAre you always that stupid or is today a special occasion?â
âOh. Youâre still alive.â âDonât sound so disappointed. I might think you donât like me.â
âI feel like Iâm being stabbed.â âHow do you even know what it feels like to be stabbed?â
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