me after eating a large meal: i am never eating again !!
me thirty minutes later:
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me after eating a large meal: i am never eating again !!
me thirty minutes later:

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Thank you Netflix
Happy Birthday Phil LaMarr!
All these characters sound different too
Wait, Phil LaMarr was Static? Holy shit
PHIL LAMARR WAS SAMURAI JACK?????
my bf and I have the same fucking brain
Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

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watchmojo: That moment when you meet the Watchmojo lady 😱
“can you do the intro for us….?”
“…please?”
imagine meeting celebrities and they geek out over you lol
it was so nice of the watchmojo lady to do an interview with her fans
The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.
She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.
But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand
Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle*
Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger*
This is a Greek comedy I could get behind
What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever.
Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield
thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys
and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he’s invulnerable all over.
climate change is good for business
…Do you ever think that maybe structuring our entire economy around humanity’s absolute worst traits might have been a bad idea?
when theatre kids hear show tunes in public
I think the funniest thing is her diction. Like that shit sticks with you.
English: It fits like a glove. Spanish: It fits like a ring on the finger. Italian: It fits like shoes painted on with a brush.
Finnish: It fits like a . FiST. iN. the EYe . (ง'̀-‘́)ง
FINNISH HIM !!

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“How bad is it, doc? Give it to me straight.” “I… I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
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corcle time
Where’s that post about having mundane superpowers
I was not ready
I had to watch this a couple times
The chaos energy was to much to handle at once
This is the video I’m talking about
oh fr 😳😳
I hate these posts because they've gotten in my head, and when I was drunk in the passenger seat of my friends car last night I saw a cop in hi-vis directing traffic and my first thought was "ok he do be lookin kinda safe doe"

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excuse me officer i would like to report a murder
i just KNOW zukos edges were stressed
Constant tension and heat damage. She has brittle edges with traction alopecia 🤭 Sis needed that big chop 😬