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*request only partially motivated by the fact that I’m dying to see Brennan, Zac, and Rekha do a bit where an IRS agent, a cerebroslug, and Usha the 100 year old bookkeeper try to understand the video store’s financial records

Aabria in Burrows End: YOU CANT AVOID LEARNING TO READ FOREVER

He chose the house with a sunroom so WILF COULD LIVE DOWNSTAIRS COMFORTABLY

INDOOR DOG

don't leave this genius in the tags

two months later and fourteen and rose are doing all they can not to let donna realise there's anything weird about the cat meanwhile donna managed to narrow down its planet and century of origin after three days

tf is this crap?

I’m shook

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But it is not today

HeY tumblr what the FUCK

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