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The wealthy would store their quid in large tanks, and they would place sharks (which are smooth) in there to guard it

just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever

this passes peer review harder than anything has ever passed peer review in the history of peer review

he expressed this as "the farmer milks the cow and then he porks the pig"

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

I love the midwest so much

@rammyrue’s tags because holy shit this is so accurate and important

didn’t jesus do something similar to that

the clanging of his armored ass cheeks brought down the walls of many a castle

What is more, it is not enough for them to be as God made them; they are not content with themselves as they are, but they gird themselves up and so rein themselves in round the middle of their bodies that they seek to deny the existence of the stomachs which God has given them: they want to pretend that they have not and never have had one, and everyone knows that the opposite is true.

like you can't edit reblogs anymore but you can still edit your own post even after it has a thousand notes or whatever.

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

free fic idea up for grabs. godspeed