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enemy of the state. of being awake. honk shoo honk shoo mimimi

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#OH MY GOD #oh my god #this is so good #audio #penis gnome

loserbutchblog

yeah breakups are hard but have you ever cropped a shirt you love like 2-3 inches too short?

#the INSANE risky job i took on in cutting the sleeves off my beautiful fishing tee

loserbutchblog

@n0turg1rlfr1end made a post about how relying on AI is lame and embarrassing (correct) and this guy commented “live and let live” and i just responded “no” and he got so mad he commented this under my pinned post LMAOOOO

pretty sure he meant to say “boring” + he used the wrong youre but holy fuck. reading this hit me like an 18 wheeler i am laughing so hard

#maybe your just boing ........

naga-noia

THERES MORE TO WHITEWASHING THAN JUST SKIN COLOR THERES MORE TO WHITEWASHING THAN JUST SKIN COLOR THERES MORE TO WHITEWASHING THAN JUST SKIN COLOR THERES MORE TO WHITEWASHING THAN JUST SKIN COLORRRRRRRRRR

#person that said the reason 'whitewashed frozen' feels like that is bc they've actually been americanised and stripped of their culture....#and othe rs ....

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wanderingcas

look i know in the ep first blood that dean remains stoic and silent just like sam does. but like. i push against that writing decision. i think he'd meet the FBI agent's "hey we're not gonna let you out until you tell us everything" and dean would be like :) okay :) and he'd start spouting his entire life story but only the weirdest parts and his favorite color and what shirts he still has to wash back in the bunker and the agent sitting against the wall's eye slowly starts to twitch and then dean starts to wax poetic about his best friend the angel and the agent's like "ok fuck this" and walks out and then dean calls after him, "same time tomorrow, big guy?" and he's feeling fucking horrified about being in a cell alone for weeks on end but he's not gonna show them that, he's gonna act like a cheeky shit until they finally stop questioning him and leave him alone and he can rot in peace

#urgrh...#the dideaseee..#spn #dean winchester

see-arcane

Today, Jonathan Harker finally remembers that Mina's surname isn't yet Harker... -> recalling their wedding plans -> low budget -> "OH **** I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BACK AT WORK SIX *WEEKS* AGO (no no Sister Agatha you don't need to call for Sister Brunhilde, I'm perfectly calm, it's all fine)"

The true hierarchy of the Horror Survivor:

My beloved!

My wallet!

MY FUCKING J O B

#aaaaaaaa my good friend jonathan ToT #re: dracula

re-dracula

Hey the most recent episodes for August 13th and 14th aren’t showing up in my podcast feed 😢

We're having some issues transferring our feed from simplecast to megaphone. We don't know why they're not showing up but we're working on it!

#i just listened to them now im so exciteddddddd :3 #re: dracula

i forgor that the people in whitby were so excited for their big black dog after it leapt from the demeter, "members of the spca [...] tried to befriend the animal", "general disappointment" at it not being found, like oh yEah i forGot that dracula didn't exist before . well dracula.

they're just delighted at the sole survivor being this big dog that they want to adopt

#re: dracula #dracula daily #dracula #.

dizzyghoast

ive said this before but my understanding of the "tumblr sexyman" is that the archetype originated via a website full of nerdy teenage girls taking their first steps into sexuality and looking for objects of desire in their zones of interest that felt "safe" to experiment with and landing on anyone resembling David Tennant. It has always been, to me, the fandom equivalent of the boy band dreamboats on the cover of Tiger Beat. It's in the name even. "Sexyman". A man who is sexy but not sexual. Someone you can stare at and sigh over and dream about but actual sex is still scary to imagine so hes just just standing there looking good in his waistcoat and slacks and whether he actually has genitals under there or not depends on how brave youre feeling at the moment

That's why it always felt strange to me to try and expand the term further than that cuz, for the most part tumblr users arent really teenagers anymore. we're mostly all adults now with presumably a better handle on our sexualitys and preferences. Senshi isnt a sexyman because you dont need a sexyman any more. He's just a guy you want to fuck.

#hmmmmmmm inchredting inchesteing #...

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worldmovingslow

husband: I'm so glad we finally have our own place! You did such a great job decorating it, honey

fujo wife: Really? You don't think it's kind of...chintzy?

#gotta keep it real

fuckedelf

I bet sum of u are happy that im sick again from eating poison

parkchanwoohoo

#they don't know i know this trick ;)

echofades

OCTAVIA SPENCER & HANNAH WADDINGHAM in RIDE OR DIE (Season 1)

#watching w my mam #i want them to smooch but i'm equally happy if they don't:)#ride or die #hannah waddingham is so fine tho whatdda hellll

mavigation

this person has so many all timers it’s insane

#just banger after banger #so many of these live rent free in my head #berwyn choobs

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